- in the future
- my kid: mom i got an A+ on my advanced physics exam
- me: thats nice but u still have less than 1000 followers
- my kid: but mom that doesnt matter im the valedictorian i got into harvard
- me: how many notes did your last text post have come talk to me again when you're not a disappointment
- every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist











